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Funny 'Not Going Big So I Can Go Home' T‑Shirt — Minimalist Sloth Graphic
Funny 'Not Going Big So I Can Go Home' T‑Shirt — Minimalist Sloth Graphic
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
A relaxed, classic tee for people who value quiet nights and early exits. The chest print reads “Not going BIG so I can go home” beside a simple, hand-drawn sloth—a little manifesto for anyone who prefers small plans, low-key hangs, and the comfort of the couch. The medium-weight cotton feels substantial without being stifling. The crewneck and classic fit give it an easy silhouette that layers well under jackets or wears solo with your go-to jeans. Subtle details like the tubular knit body, ribbed collar, and tear-away label keep the shirt looking crisp and feeling soft after repeated wears. It’s a tee made to move through the day without fuss and get you back to the place you recharge.
This shirt works in quiet bookshop afternoons, slow weekend coffee runs, low-volume house gatherings, and those nights when leaving early is the whole plan. It speaks to people who choose calm over spectacle, who’d rather head home to unwind than stay out for the crowd. The design’s modest humor and understated art make it a natural fit for small-group meetups, casual errands, or evenings in.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) — durable, smooth fabric for printing
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar plus shoulder twill tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/inner neck and DTG for primary print for crisp detail
- Tear-away label and classic crew fit for comfortable, irritation-free wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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