A quietly clever tee for anyone who wears their deadpan humor like armor. This classic tee carries a small, hand-drawn-style blue emblem over the heart that reads “dead inside,” subtle enough to slip into everyday life but wry enough to start a knowing smile from the right person. Lightweight but sturdy cotton, a neat crew neckline, and a relaxed fit make it an easy layer for coffee runs, late-night study sessions, or low-key hangs where sarcasm is the subtext. It sits close to the body without clinging, moves with you, and keeps its shape wash after wash — the kind of shirt you reach for when you want to look put-together and quietly irreverent.
Product features - Twill shoulder tape to resist stretching - Tubular, no-side-seam construction for a clean look - Ribbed, seam-free collar that keeps its shape - 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (comfortable durability) - Tear-away label for scratch-free wear
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
